I have a genius 'brother'..

Today, when 'he' was chatting wit me.. 'he' suddenly sent me a link, and said:

she: dis 1...sell branded bags 1...shud be cheap...

So, very swiftly i clicked on da link.. and immediately the bags caught my attention 0.0
Before even scrolling the pages to explore, i asked her back:

Me:   0.0
        the bag ori wan ah

Without second thoughts, she:  u gila ar? s'pore whr got fake stuff 1?

Outrageously, Me:

 Hellooo!! it's coach OK!!???

 YOU SOMMORE DARE SAY SHUD B CHEAP
 u DAM DUMB MANN
 even one miserable outdated purse

 oso can cost 200 SGD okay!!!
 STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID

Very unexpectedly, she:

coach is a brand?

i oso din hear b4 coach and kate spade...i somemore tot coach as in 1st coach dat coach...HOW I NOW WOR!!! THEY WERE DISTRIBUTING FLYERS IN SKOL....MEANS ITS FOR STUDENTS TO BUY LAH!!!! FOR STUDENTS WHR WILL EXP WOR!!!!!

Me:

*faint

She:
*din faint

Then, i realised.. i have the smartest 'brother' in the whole universe =.="""""""""""""""""""""